It's funny this follows the dessert post...

Hmmm...let's see. What could possibly make Mondays suckier than they already are? What could I do that would make my Sunday evening stress even worse than it already is? Oh! I know! I could join my office's new Biggest Loser contest! That way, for the low low cost of the $5 start up fee, I could weigh myself every Monday in front of the WHOLE OFFICE! Whee! What fun! But, wait. There's more. As if having all of my coworkers know exactly how fat I am on a weekly basis wasn't great enough, I could be forced to pay 25 cents for every pound I gain. Wow. That sounds like it would start my week off great! YAY! I'm signing up right away!