These questions are so random...

I got these questions from Jessica who got them from Jane who got them from Whoorl who got them from someone who got them from someone who got them from glittermouse who used the words "bollocking hell" which I think may soon become my answer to #1.

1. What curse word do you use the most? Variations of ass: Jackass. Lazeass. Crankass.
2. Do you own an iPod? No.
3. Who on your MySpace “Top 8” do you talk to the most? I don't really use MySpace.
4. What time is your alarm clock set for? 6:15 am on weekdays but I hit the snooze until 6:30. On weekends the alarm is off.
5. What color is your room? White.
6. Flip-flops or sneakers? Sneakers
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? Take the picture.
8. What’s the last movie you watched? Elmer Gantry
9. Do any of your friends have children? Yes
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy? Me and my mom. My coworkers would be shocked at how lazy I really am.
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster? Not lately. I used to take over-the-counter stuff like Tylenol PM sometimes.
12. What CD is currently in your CD player? A country music mix cd.
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? Soy milk
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week? No
15. Have you ever given someone a hickey? No
16. Who was the last person to call you? A vendor wanting their check.
17. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? Definitely.
18. Did you watch cartoons as a child? Some but not a lot. I mostly watched reruns of Mr Ed, Leave It To Beaver, Father Knows Best…stuff like that.
19. How many siblings do you have? One brother
20. Are you shy around the opposite sex? Sometimes.
21. What movie do you know every line to? Valley Girl (You have to find it on the menu on the left. This site is awesome, though.)
22. Do you own any band t-shirts? a Clay Aiken one
23. What is your favorite salad dressing? Applebee’s honey mustard
24. Do you read for fun? All the time
25. Do you cry a lot? I cry at books and tv and movies a lot. Not so much about my life unless I get really mad about something.
26. Who was the last person to text message you? My brother but I didn’t know how to reply so I just called him back.
27. Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop? Desktop.
28. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoo? No.
29. What is the weather like? Hot
30. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos? Sure
31. Is sex before marriage wrong? Sex without a serious commitment is wrong for me.
32. When was the last time you slept on the floor? When I first moved to Las Vegas.
33. How many hours of sleep do you need to function? I don’t know. Five?
34. Are in love or lust? No. Unless you count Jim from “The Office”. Then yes to both.
35. Are your days full and fast-paced? Not usually.
36. Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages? Sometimes.
37. How old will you be turning on your next birthday? 36
38.Are you picky about spelling and grammar? I don’t like it when things are spelled wrong on business stuff like signs.
39. Have you ever been to Six Flags? This is a weird question. Why Six Flags? My answer is once, when I was about four.
40. Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex? I get along with both about the same.
41. Do you like cottage cheese? Never tried it.
42. Do you sleep on your side, tummy or back? I fall asleep on my side and then I move all over.
43. Have you ever bid for something on eBay? Once I bought the James Spader/Robert Downey Jr classic Tuff Turf. That’s the only time I can remember, though.
44. Do you enjoy giving hugs? Not particularly.
45. What song did you last sing out loud? Brand New Girlfriend (I like the 'kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin' part)
46. What is your favorite tv show? At this moment it’s “The Office” but it changes frequently.
47. Which celebrity, dead or alive, would you want to have lunch with? If I could be guaranteed complete honesty on anything I ask then I’d like to have lunch with Katie Holmes.
48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? I don't remember. I get them a lot so it was probably pretty recently.
49. What one thing do you wish you had? Massive wealth.
50. Favorite lyrics? Probably Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered (the Ella Fitzgerald version)

I don't care that he's fictional...

There's a show on NBC called "The Office" and there's a character on that show called Jim and I'm in love with him.

I know that it could never work because he's in love with Pam.

Also, he isn't a real person.

I still love him, though.

Very, very much.

What the heck?...

I just cooked a frozen pizza and when I took it out of the oven it was whistling. Is that normal?

If I never blog again I've probably died from eating the whistling pizza. Have the CSI team check the leftovers.

UPDATE:

Although the whistling pizza was not very good, I have survived.

I just can't stop...

It all began again with The Bold and the Beautiful. I reaaaally didn't want to get sucked into that one but everyone else was doing it so I tried it and then I started watching every day in the breakroom at lunch. And it's stupid! It's not even good! Creepy Ridge and Dopey Brooke and Poor Bridget. Then Days had it's 40th anniversary. I had to watch the Bo and Hope marathon on Soapnet. I just had to. And I had to read a couple of Days message boards just to join in the reminiscing. That seemed harmless enough. But I read that Matt Ashford was back as Jack. And I loved Matt Ashford as Jack. So I had to tune in just to see him again and I saw Shawn and Mimi. They were hot together. I wanted to see if they were even hotter the next day. So I set it to record on the DVR. I was getting hooked again. After about a week I realized that I had been down this soapy road before and nothing good could come of it. So I stopped recording Days and I stopped watching B&B. But everybody at work watches B&B. They all talk and laugh and I was missing out on all the fun. I decided that it would be ok just to watch that one. It's thirty minutes a day. And I make fun of it. If I'm not taking it seriously then it isn't a problem, right?

Then NBC announced that Steve and Kayla were coming back to Days. Patch! But I wasn't going to watch. I wasn't going to get hooked again. I hadn't counted on the internet though. First I just figured I'd watch an old clip or two on youtube. Just to see if they were as good as I remembered, you know? But they were! They were sooo good. I had to see another and another. And then someone showed me how to score some Jack & Jennifer. And the next thing I know I'm staying up until two in the morning watching twenty year old Days of Our Lives clips. Within hours I've got a couple of gigabites of vintage soap on my computer and I just want more! I've got a lead on some good Justin & Adrienne but I'm dying to get my hands on some primo Eden & Cruz or Simon & Jessie or Johnny & Roxie. Plus, I've signed up for this site so I'm watching soaps from fifty years ago. And Days is back on the DVR to be recorded list because I have to see the big Steve and Kayla reunion. I'm sliding down that slippery slope of addiction. It's like the summer after 8th grade all over again.

I dig the clothes...

My company had a picnic today and it was like 107 degrees. I don't really enjoy company events but I always feel guilty about not going since someone has spent a lot of time planning them. So I went to the hot park and roamed around and played picnic paparazzi sneaking pictures of my co-workers for about an hour and a half. I also had my picture taken and talked to a bunch of people from work so no one can say I didn't show up. Then I came home and watched tv in my air conditioned apartment as God intended. It was a decent picnic, though. I liked the stiltwalker dude.

I just watched "The Secret of Roan Inish" and I'm just about dying to chuck it all and move to Ireland to run a shop or something.